Late Night Fiction Avoiding the “kool-aid” everyone likes so much

Facebook really pisses me off

This, the most popular website in the world behind Google, gets on my nerves. It's the typical story of greed. Look! All these people spend hours a day in our little virtual world! It's control. People have this shit on their phones. On their phones. One of my friend gets a little ching every time she gets a Facebook notification on her Blackberry. What does she do? Pause the rest of the world around her to-- check her Facebook.

I feel like there's a point where being a part of someone's life turns into controlling them. I like Google. I would sell my soul to Google with how much I trust them; "Don't be evil." -- says it all. And I feel like they live by that. Facebook lives by money. Fuck money. Facebook, as a whole, you're an idiot. You don't have a motto like Google-- why? Because when the next opportunity to rake in some cash comes, you want to make sure you don't have any of those pesky morals that will get in your way. No, no. You need your green.

And sure, Google has all the information about every search I've made and what places and directions I've looked for on their maps and even all the websites I've created that host rants like this. But if anything, they have more information about who I really am as a person than Facebook will ever have. Google has my interests, hobbies, places I see, things I see-- like a good friend. Facebook has my social interactions; my social interactions that consist solely of bullshitting and people-pleasing. Google is like my best guy friend and Facebook is the controlling girlfriend that I can never escape. Google is there whenever I need it and doesn't bitch when I go off to do my own thing. Facebook stalks me all around the web and tries to keep me in check.

"Facebook requires all users [...]" -- yeah, exactly.

Fuck you, Facebook.