Late Night Fiction A blog of much perspicaciousness

“Jesus Take the Wheel”

Lady, this isn't going to happen. The only way "Jesus" works is if you take the initiative with your life. Deal with it, and if you believe in Jesus, cool; we all need something to motivate us and he is a good way to do that. But don't expect him to simply grab ahold of your life and put you where you want to be. You should be a big girl. And I'm sorry, but this is why people like you need religion. It's not your fault; you just don't know your options. And there's nothing wrong with that-- I'm not criticizing.

I just heard the song on the radio. It kinda threw me on this tangent.